ALRIGHT ALRIGHT GODDAMIT THAT IS ENOUGH!

I AM DONE! I AM DONE WITH THIS FREAKING GAME! I'VE BEEN PLAYING WIPEOUT HD SINCE NOVEMBER 26 WHICH WAS THANKSGIVING.

IT HAS BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! WIPEOUT IS A FREAKING DIFFICULT RACING GAME. IT'S FAST, OKAY?! IT'S RIDICULOUSLY FAST! IT MAKES MY EYEBALLS DRY UP AND IT BY THE TIME THE RACE IS DONE I'M CRYING.

I GOT THIS GAME FOR FREE FROM SONY WHEN THEY GOT HACKED AND LOST MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER SO THEY TRIED TO BUY BACK MY AFFECTION WITH A COUPLE FREE GAMES. IT TECHNICALLY COMES WITH WIPEOUT HD AND THE WIPEOUT FURY EXTENSION SO IT'S TWO GAMES IN ONE.

I FINISHED WIPEOUT HD. ALL EIGHT EVENTS, ALL 87 RACES, OF WHICH I GOT 64 GOLD MEDALS.

TODAY I GOT THE BRONZE MEDAL ON THE LAST RACE OF WIPEOUT HD. AND IT WAS DIFFICULT!!! IT WAS GODDAMN DIFFICULT! UNFUN KIND OF DIFFICULT!!

THIS IS NOT A BAD GAME! BUT IT CAN BE PRETTY DAMN FRUSTRATING WHEN YOU GET TO THE HIGHER LEVELS!
GAAAAHHHH!!
I KNOW I HAVEN'T TOUCHED FURY, BUT I DON'T CARE! I'M CALLING IT!

DONE!